The Democratic states of Smiling sinners is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, state-planned economy, and lack of airports. The compassionate population of 808 million Smiling sinnersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Public Transport and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sinneria. The average income tax rate is 55.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Smiling sinnersian economy, worth 58.5 trillion sins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 72,382 sins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, city mayors have to get permission from parliament to take a vacation day, parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smiling sinners's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Smiling sinners is ranked 14,115^th in the world and 12^th in Eladria for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,282.84 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.