The Federatsiya of Ursaaa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ivan Mallory with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, parental licensing program, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.408 billion Ursans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rudeya. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ursaaan economy, worth 749 trillion Ursan chezzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 220,067 Ursan chezzes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,159,250 per year while the poor average 22,262, a ratio of 52.1 to 1.

The Ursaaan delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, safe drinking water is considered a luxury, and the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ursaaa's national animal is the for example nothing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Religion-is-quite-silly.

Ursaaa is ranked 3,820^th in the world and 6^th in Eladria for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 13,275.71 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.