The Unitary Republic of New Yordania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Anastasia Thaedus with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.975 billion New Yordanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yorktown. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New Yordanian economy, worth 980 trillion Yordans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 246,650 Yordans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, and there's no such thing as bad publicity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Yordania's national animal is the gryphon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The 6 Faiths.

New Yordania is ranked 157,489^th in the world and 111^th in Eladria for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 551.88 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.