The Ontological Paradox of Entropan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Foreign Delegate Håkon Martinsen with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.669 billion Entropanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maledonia. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Entropanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,119 trillion Felcoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 197,450 Felcoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, and protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations. Crime is totally unknown. Entropan's national animal is the Roe deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Entropan is ranked 5,621^st in the world and 16^th in The League for Lowest Crime Rates, with 113.66 law-abiding acts per hour.