The Empire of Mapolia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Gojo with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.269 billion Mapolians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maples. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Mapolian economy, worth 140 trillion mapolien dollers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,451 mapolien dollers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

It turns out that trees grow on mapolien dollers, Mapolian politics is literally a blood sport, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mapolia's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mapolia is ranked 18,630^th in the world and 23^rd in Eladria for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,512.3 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.