The Tri-Exclusion Zone of Emustralia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Velvet Lemen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.252 billion Emustralians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Patenscow. The average income tax rate is 66.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Emustralian economy, worth 391 trillion Zaiks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 173,627 Zaiks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, and formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming. Crime is totally unknown. Emustralia's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emustralia is ranked 197,466^th in the world and 32^nd in Eladria for Largest Populations, with 2.25 billion capita.