The Kingdom of Newgard is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Luna Chase with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, triple-decker prams, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.285 billion Newgardians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lokluna. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.4%.

The Newgardian economy, worth 93.2 trillion Marlohihs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 72,498 Marlohihs, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

It is an honour for assistant regional managers to be buried alongside their bosses, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, the endangered saltwater humpback Wolf is only seen in captivity programs, and the nation's diplomats are all talk and no action. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newgard's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Travecism.

Newgard is ranked 18,316^th in the world and 22^nd in Eladria for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,553.2 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.