The Incorporated States of Konsum is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 497 million Konsumians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blüceberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The powerhouse Konsumian economy, worth 45.1 trillion Aints a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 90,720 Aints, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 491,036 per year while the poor average 8,665, a ratio of 56.7 to 1.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased, and a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Konsum's national animal is the Konsum Mountain Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Konsum is ranked 250,671^st in the world and 181^st in Eladria for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.6 percentage of bribes refused.