The Oppressed Peoples of Saraigni is a massive, safe nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.891 billion Saraignians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arozoiak. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Saraignian economy, worth 132 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 69,887 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, Saraignian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader, and the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saraigni's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Saraigni is ranked 59,998^th in the world and 408^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,707.76 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.