The フェデレーション of Nowa Europa is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prezydent Iga Świątek with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.459 billion Nowa Europeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silesia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nowa Europan economy, worth a remarkable 4,794 trillion banknotes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 356,224 banknotes, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Students do more community service than homework, job satisfaction is a luxury many Nowa Europeans can't afford, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million banknotes of property damage. Crime is almost non-existent. Nowa Europa's national animal is the Water Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nowa Europa is ranked 8,173^rd in the world and 192^nd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,262.62 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.