The Federation of No moking is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Main Man Egor with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 22.693 billion No mokingians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petersburgh. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving No mokingian economy, worth a remarkable 7,533 trillion Pucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 331,956 Pucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on No moking, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, and rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. No moking's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Knights Templar.

No moking is ranked 13,625^th in the world and 308^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,682.58 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.