The Matriarchy of Hacrela is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Svetlana with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 2.154 billion Hacrelans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mervale. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hacrelan economy, worth 333 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,977 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon, and twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hacrela's national animal is the crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

Hacrela is ranked 12,364^th in the world and 280^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,119.27 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.