The Dictatorship of Russo-bydliya is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 250 million Russo-bydliyans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bydlograd. The average income tax rate is 13.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Russo-bydliyan economy, worth 24.0 trillion palets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 95,855 palets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Russo-bydliyan Moonshine", the purgative quality of Russo-bydliyan cuisine is known across the globe, Russo-bydliya has designated Bydlograd as its capital city, and the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare". Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Russo-bydliya's national animal is the SLON, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Russo-bydliya is ranked 52,114^th in the world and 2^nd in Z H I R E G A N C for Most Patriotic, with 26.62 flags saluted per person per day.