The Please Push Up Endorse Cap of Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Toni with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.699 billion Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territoriesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central. The average income tax rate is 42.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territoriesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,642 trillion HKKNT Federal Yuens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 418,680 HKKNT Federal Yuens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Belief that President Toni is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, surveillance cameras are banned, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, and rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories is ranked 29,310^th in the world and 606^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,469.52 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.