| Population | 21.73 billion |
| Capital | Privatore City |
| Leader | Capitan Privatore |
| Currency | Priv |
| Animal | Weasel |
The Free Land of Privatore is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Capitan Privatore with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 21.73 billion Privatoreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Privatore City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Privatorean economy, worth an astonishing 10,493 trillion Privs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 482,904 Privs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments", everybody's got wood thanks to Capitan Privatore, twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime is totally unknown. Privatore's national animal is the Weasel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Privatore is ranked 1,400th in the world and 29th in the South Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 35,053.51 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Privatore endorsed 
The Suspicion of Dundea Loea.
- : Privatore endorsed
The Allied States of Janoi Donacen.
- : Following new legislation in Privatore, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition.
- : Following new legislation in Privatore, twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings.
- : Following new legislation in Privatore, everybody's got wood thanks to Capitan Privatore.
- : Following new legislation in Privatore, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments".
- : Following new legislation in Privatore, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
- : Privatore was endorsed by The Allied States of Janoi Donacen.
- : Privatore was endorsed by The Suspicion of Dundea Loea.
- : Privatore was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Highest Poor Incomes, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Developed, and Highest Food Quality.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 204 » 
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