The Republic of Southern Numenor is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Elros Tar-Minyatur with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.879 billion Southern Numenorians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Armenolos. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Southern Numenorian economy, worth a remarkable 4,010 trillion Castars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 288,951 Castars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Southern Numenorian grocery store, and the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming. Crime is totally unknown. Southern Numenor's national animal is the Sabertooth Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Iluvatar.

Southern Numenor is ranked 857^th in the world and 22^nd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 26,401.23 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.