The Peoples Monarchy of Novrystan is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Secretary Minister Adam Evans with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 5.348 billion Novrystanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novoradinsk. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Novrystanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,180 trillion Novrystanian Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 220,743 Novrystanian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", bad punctuation has come to a full stop, mosh pits are a common phenomenon in Secretary Minister Adam Evans's political rallies, and there's never enough space in space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novrystan's national animal is the Novrystanian Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Novrystan is ranked 21,589^th in the world and 68^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 7,885.53 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.