The Federal Empire of New Zora is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Mark Bluebird with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.29 billion New Zorans are prohibited from doing almost everything but make sure no one in government gets away with anything either.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zorania. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient New Zoran economy, worth a remarkable 1,580 trillion Imperial Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,610 Imperial Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, compliance officers smash the kneecaps of unethical bureaucrats, and the government proudly leads the world in environmental regulators per capita. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Zora's national animal is the New Zoran Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Zora is ranked 7,993^rd in the world and 11^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.56 percentage of bribes refused.