The Rising Sun of Weeto is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by First Man Mihai D'Liver with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical population of 850 million Weetonites are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Ogrigrad. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Weetoan economy, worth 116 trillion Draculons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 136,728 Draculons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government, it's best not to ask what goes into Saint Ogrigrad Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, and an inkwell of goats' blood is supplied on school desks across the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weeto's national animal is the Twin-headed Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Weeto is ranked 105,226^th in the world and 53^rd in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Highest Drug Use, scoring 167.12 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.