The Rising Sun of Weeto is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its parental licensing program, ban on automobiles, and complete lack of prisons. The cynical, devout population of 704 million Weetonites are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Ogrigrad. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Weetoan economy, worth 95.5 trillion draculons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 135,610 draculons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Weeto. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weeto's national animal is the vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Weeto is ranked 102,124^th in the world and 88^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,816.95 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.