The Kingdom of The Lamites is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 372 million Lamites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 63.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Lamite economy, worth 17.8 trillion fossilized dinosaur poops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 47,872 fossilized dinosaur poops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies, and weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Lamites's national animal is the horses, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Lamites is ranked 320,161^st in the world and 261^st in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -10.2 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.