The Federal Republic of NewMalayan is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Robert Lee with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.125 billion NewMalayanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuala Lumpur. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.4%.

The frighteningly efficient NewMalayanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,783 trillion MYDS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 219,508 MYDS, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Artists can sign away their music on luxury paper with freshly-squeezed squid ink, ex-cons are paid to remain law-abidingly dull, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive, and the full title of Hon Robert Lee Vcte Mgve MF FRNLM GCNE runs to several pages. Crime is totally unknown. NewMalayan's national animal is the Malayan Tapir, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neutrality.

NewMalayan is ranked 51,771^st in the world and 42^nd in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Black Market, with 14.7 trillion Standard Monetary Units.