The United Kingdom of Bohemia-Poland is a large, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 167 million Bohemians and Poles are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 28.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Bohemian and Polish economy, worth 12.7 trillion crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,074 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, citizens must pay to enjoy Bohemia-Poland's pristine beaches, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, and kids loitering near lawns has been declared a national emergency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bohemia-Poland's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Bohemia-Poland is ranked 37,726th in the world and 47th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,328.59 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Bohemia-Poland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in
Bohemia-Poland, kids loitering near lawns has been declared a national emergency.
- : Following new legislation in
Bohemia-Poland, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore.
- : Following new legislation in
Bohemia-Poland, citizens must pay to enjoy Bohemia-Poland's pristine beaches.
- : Following new legislation in
Bohemia-Poland, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee.
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Bohemia-Poland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative and the Top 10% for Most Ignorant Citizens.
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Bohemia-Poland, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-crown mansions.
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Bohemia-Poland, the government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions.
- : Following new legislation in
Bohemia-Poland, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
- : Following new legislation in
Bohemia-Poland, foreign visitors who show an interest in Bohemian and Polish politics are immediately deported.










