The Commonwealth of Romeri is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 337 million Romerians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Jose. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Romerian economy, worth 12.9 trillion Rials a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,359 Rials, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Oilmen are in the business of greasing people's palms, shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes, there's a big brother in every prison, and male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romeri's national animal is the Motmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Romeri is ranked 213,266^th in the world and 178^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 62.81 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.