The Armed Republic of The Federated Empire is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Grand General with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 21.951 billion Federated Empireans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central City. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Federated Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 4,727 trillion Dollars a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,374 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs, and a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Federated Empire's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Federated Empire is ranked 202,658^th in the world and 186^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.