The Federation of Lackingnameistan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Unamed fella with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.365 billion comrads enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Self-Directed Citadel. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lackingnameistanian economy, worth 186 trillion Bucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,456 Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic, girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, and it's best not to ask what goes into Self-Directed Citadel Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lackingnameistan's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The way she goes.

Lackingnameistan is ranked 279,349^th in the world and 1,221^st in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 0.54 flags saluted per person per day.