Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,569thMost Influential: 4,265thMost Pacifist: 6,920th
The Communist Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
This is not my kingdom this is our kingdom!
Lord Sanfred Merwervader
Civil Rights
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South Merwervader Islands

Population1.724 billion

CapitalCrocodile city
LeaderLord Sanfred Merwervader
FaithThe Great Crocodile


The Communist Kingdom of South Merwervader Islands is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Lord Sanfred Merwervader with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.724 billion South Merwervader Islandsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crocodile city. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Merwervader Islandsian economy, worth 184 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 106,834 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, atheists on vacation find The Great Crocodile's scriptures make useful doorstops, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-rupee treacle machine. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Merwervader Islands's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Great Crocodile.

South Merwervader Islands is ranked 79,977th in the world and 231st in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 293.2108540116 days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,569thMost Influential: 4,265thMost Pacifist: 6,920thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,626thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,759thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,899thNicest Citizens: 8,963rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,479thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,615thMost Inclusive: 10,011thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,524thHighest Food Quality: 10,899thMost Cultured: 12,343rdTop
Most Devout: 13,182ndLongest Average Lifespans: 13,403rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,011thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,030thHealthiest Citizens: 14,222ndBest Weather: 14,489thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,304thMost Developed: 17,784thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,291stLowest Crime Rates: 18,817thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,354thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,870thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,088thSmartest Citizens: 21,431stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,588thSafest: 24,968thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,109thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,533rd
Most Devout: 41st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 69th in the regionMost Average: 72nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 102nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 112th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 117th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 129th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 148th in the regionMost Influential: 159th in the region