The Taylor Swift Fan of Jermeny is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Kong with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.725 billion Jermenyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 2.6%.

The powerhouse Jermenyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,101 trillion Bananas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 93,976 Bananas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, and skateboarding is the only legal way to travel. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Jermeny's national animal is the Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bananaism.

Jermeny is ranked 290,940^th in the world and 1,250^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 22.75 law-abiding acts per hour.