The Taylor Swift Fan of Jermeny is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by King Kong with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.001 billion Jermenyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 2.5%.

The powerhouse Jermenyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,535 trillion Bananas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is 95,944 Bananas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, and skateboarding is the only legal way to travel. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Jermeny's national animal is the Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bananaism.

Jermeny is ranked 51,741^st in the world and 244^th in Europeia for Most Influential, scoring 1,522 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.