The Oppressed Peoples of The Nation of Quinn is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by God Emperor Quinn with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 1.628 billion Quinnians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quinntropolis. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Quinnian economy, worth 157 trillion Quinnian Dollars a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,744 Quinnian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, and advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nation of Quinn's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Quinninism.

The Nation of Quinn is ranked 10,759^th in the world and 115^th in Europeia for Most Cultured, scoring 111 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.