The Federation of Eoya is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and hatred of cheese. The quiet, industrious population of 912 million Eoyans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 49.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Eoyan economy, worth 37.1 trillion eons a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,705 eons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eoya's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eoya is ranked 212,686^th in the world and 283^rd in Starlight for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.67 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.