The Commonwealth of Cerisynia is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.808 billion Cerisynians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Grand Orchard. The average income tax rate is 44.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Cerisynian economy, worth 150 trillion sparkles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 53,704 sparkles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, all recreational drugs are legal, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, and Cerisynia has designated the Grand Orchard as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown. Cerisynia's national animal is the moon cat.

Cerisynia is ranked 150,649^th in the world and 387^th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Average Incomes, with 53,704.11 Standard Monetary Units.