The Democratic Republic of Amblerville is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Big Brother with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.055 billion Amblervilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Landing Strip 1. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Amblervillean economy, worth a remarkable 1,617 trillion credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,270 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The gravy train is chugging along on a new track, sweat stains are proof of political acumen, class boundaries start and end with the firmness of local tomatoes, and a certain animated paperclip is enjoying his sunset years at the government's expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amblerville's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Amblerville is ranked 7,966^th in the world and 88^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Cultured, scoring 126 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.