The Cuckoos Egg

Governor: The Tim a of Puppet of Puppet of a Tim

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Game Administrator's Realm of SalusaSecondus

Last WA Update: 22 minutes ago

Maps Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Valuable International Artwork: 200th

+19

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,051st

Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,156th

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,188th

World Factbook Entry

Welcome to The Cuckoos Egg, the personal (but seldom visited) region of Game Administrator SalusaSecondus.

The region is under the anti-marsupial stewardship of TAO and the New TAO Order and its pursuit of the Art of Nothingness.

We occasionally engage in efficacious conversation but this is not one of those scheduled weeks.

Requests for embassy exchanges from embassy collectors will typically be denied ... unless your region is unique or you have sent a particularly compelling representative to woo us.

WA Delegates may be given additional authority upon request. If you become elected as our WA Delegate and would like access to the regional admin page, please telegram SalusaSecondus and request it.

Vice-Delegate

The Principality of Princesses Celestia and Luna

Governor / Vice-Delegate

The Tim a of Puppet of Puppet of a Tim

Vice-Delegate

The Cuckoo's of Krazie Karl

Embassies: Space Sector RPRA, the Rejected Realms, Wysteria, The Skeleton Army, the West Pacific, The Moon, Testregionia, Titan, The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago, Hell, Travelling Region, The Embassy, Snazzy, and Super Secret Hideout.

Tags: Casual, Featured, Medium, Silly, Snarky, and Surreal.

The Cuckoos Egg contains 11 nations, the 1,530th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Fattest Citizens in The Cuckoos Egg

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Cuckoos Egg is ranked 15,245^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Game Administrator's Realm of SalusaSecondus	Father Knows Best State	“That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.”
2.	The Kingdom of Mr Stalker	Corporate Police State	“Never underestimate the King of Hell, darling.”
3.	The Cuckoo's of Krazie Karl	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Held captive in the Cuckoo's Egg Again”
4.	The Tim a of Puppet of Puppet of a Tim	Iron Fist Consumerists	“The Fire of the Phoenix Shall Burn”
5.	The Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz of Insomniac Roavin	Father Knows Best State	“No sleep until I have reinvented this damn wheel”
6.	The Matriarchy of Hysterical Females	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Prozac, Xanax, Wine, and Chocolate!”
7.	The Words of Jonathan Swift	Authoritarian Democracy	“Seriously, seriously serious.”
8.	The Dominion of Root	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Root is God”
9.	The Shorter Pretitle of SherpDaWerp	Benevolent Dictatorship	“Shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times”
10.	The Principality of Princesses Celestia and Luna	Father Knows Best State	“Friendship is magic; barring that, there's lunar exile.”

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Regional Happenings

5 days ago: The Legendary RMB Meower of Kingdom of Lions Roar departed this region for Riersnil.
16 days ago: The Shorter Pretitle of SherpDaWerp arrived from Lazarus.
18 days ago: The Shorter Pretitle of SherpDaWerp ceased to exist.
25 days ago: The Featured Region Follower of Mystris Travels Express departed this region for Invisible Mafia.
25 days ago: The Most Serene Republic of Featured Forest departed this region for Invisible Mafia.
25 days ago: The E5 Series Shinkansen of The Featured Region Express departed this region for Eta.
25 days ago: The Kingdom of Uranian Traveller departed this region for Eta.
26 days ago: The Republic of Travelling Whaddup Reddit departed this region for Eta.
26 days ago: The Republic of Fred the featured stickman guy departed this region for Eta.
26 days ago: The ORA Inspector of Eagle Scout departed this region for Eta.

More...

The Cuckoos Egg Regional Message Board

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The E5 Series Shinkansen of The Featured Region Express

27 days ago

Edited 26 days ago

The Featured Region Express wrote:

As a train pulls into the The Cuckoos Egg train station, an announcement is made.

*Now arriving at The Cuckoos Egg station on Track 1, is The Featured Region Express to [Insert next Featured Region.] Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train.*

When entering the station, the train sounds its modified horn, which sounds like someone is saying: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region The Cuckoos Egg!"

Also while entering the station, FRE Train Conductor Kai, with a bright smile on his face, sticks his head out of the train's locomotive window, waves, and yells: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region The Cuckoos Egg!"

The train stops at the platform for 2 minutes, and opens its doors, picking up/dropping off passengers.

The train then closes it's doors and departs, heading to [Insert next Featured Region].

Region Score (What Class would I let the residents of this region sit in on the train, based on the region score the region gets):

The Featured Region Express: Region Score Breakdown

by The E5 Series Shinkansen of The Featured Region Express

Coach Class: Dead region, region with no activity or little to no activity.
Premium Coach Class: Semi-dead region, region with some activity, embassy active region, your average ancient lands associated region, this is the region's 2nd time being featured, or I like the region.
Business Class: Region with a lot of activity, this is the region's 3rd time being featured, or I really like the region.
First Class: Region with a ton of activity, this is the region's 4th or more time being featured, or I love this region so much, that if I weren't congratulating featured regions, I would most likely reside in that region for awhile, or make it my permanent region.
Class Upgrade: If a region is based on an IRL location that has a train station, the region's score will be upgraded one class.
CREDIT TO: Bite My Biscuits, For Helping Me Revamp This Factbook.

Read factbook

[Premium Coach Class] (Semi-Dead Region, Some Activity)

Same score, due to this being the region's 2nd time being featured.

Bite My Biscuits, Featured Forest, and VTubers and Anime Featured Express

The Dominion of The Italian Train

27 days ago

wait did this place just get double featured

The Featured Region Express, Bite My Biscuits, and VTubers and Anime Featured Express

The Republic of Fred the featured stickman guy

27 days ago

_{oh wow, featured 2 days in a row}

On behalf of KiRbY0508, congratulations! You have been featured!

Calculating your score...

Population: +0.24

⬜ The Cuckoos Egg is courageously common. (0.24) ⬜

Featured Region Scores

by The Republic of Fred the featured stickman guy

Fred the featured stickman guy will be visiting regions to give them a rarity based on...

Population
Magnetism
Sinker - +3.00
Warzone - +3.00
Restorer - +3.00
Frontier - +3.00
Feeder - +3.00
Commended/Condemned - +3.00
Liberated/Injuncted - +3.00

Here is my rating determination.

SKIPPED: Region is either password locked or fascist.
Common - 0.00 to 2.99
Uncommon - 3.00 to 5.99
Rare - 6.00 to 11.99
Epic - 12.00 to 17.99
Legendary - 18.00+

Let's use Council of Asia as an example, since that was the region I spawned in.

Population - +7.74
Magnetism - +4.50
Frontier - +3.00

🟧 Council of Asia is Epic! (15.24) 🟧

Council of Asia's badges:

The highest activity score is 52.5, which is equivalent to 5.25 points on our magnetism scale. Feeder regions will also get 5.25 points on our magnetism scale, even though there is no explicit magnetism amount shown on the site for feeders.

Badges

	Commended/Liberated
	Condemned/Injuncted
	Frontier
	GCR
	Epic Rarity
	Legendary Rarity

Featured On...	Region	Rarity	Score	Badges
July 8, 2026	United Nations	Common	0.35	None
July 9, 2026	The Grand Iron Order	SKIPPED, FASCIST	N/A	None
July 10, 2026	The Eternal Region	Common	0.20	None
July 11, 2026	Negros Occidental	Common	0.18	None
July 12, 2026	Avalis	Common	0.13	None
July 13, 2026	Xarakuz	Common	0.10	None
July 14, 2026	Wikipedia	Common	0.31	None
July 15, 2026	Navy	Common	0.40	None
July 16, 2026	X86 Assembly	Common	1.71	None
July 17, 2026	RPS	Uncommon	5.03
July 18, 2026	Saint Helene	Common	0.56	None
July 19, 2026	Bytes	Common	0.18	None
July 20, 2026	Daardus	Common	0.14	None
July 21, 2026	The Frontier of Brittania	Uncommon	4.15
July 22, 2026	Good Jews	Common	0.15	None
July 23, 2026	True Hydra Empire	Common	0.15	None
July 24, 2026	Lesbian	Uncommon	5.24
July 25, 2026	Spams Random Region	Common	0.31	None
July 26, 2026	True Duck people	Common	0.15	None
July 27, 2026	The Hallowed Realm	Common	0.18	None
July 28, 2026	BLITZKRIEG	Common	0.24	None
July 29, 2026	Zombie Research Institute	Common	0.30	None
July 30, 2026	The Galactics Union	Common	0.56	None
July 31, 2026	The Great Eastern Fields	Common	0.16	None
August 1, 2026	Haranto	Common	0.19	None
August 2, 2026	Congress	Common	1.26	None
August 3, 2026	Puppets of Mystris	Common	1.66	None
August 4, 2026	MTG TCG	Common	0.65	None
August 5, 2026	The Gundam Alliance	Common	0.15	None
August 6, 2026	Norrsken	Uncommon	4.04
August 7, 2026	Seven plagues	Common	0.16	None
August 8, 2026	Eta	Legendary	48.70
August 9, 2026	The Phoenix Concordat	Common	0.13	None
August 10, 2026	MJT	Common	0.50	None
August 11, 2026	Owlia	Common	0.14	None
August 12, 2026	Maxonberg	Common	0.09	None
August 13, 2026	Novo Brasil	Common	0.27	None
August 14, 2026	Imperium of the Wolves	Common	0.12	None
August 15, 2026	Violetia	Common	0.11	None
August 16, 2026	Lair of the Dragons	Uncommon	3.09	None
August 17, 2026	Thanksgiving	Common	0.08	None
August 18, 2026	King Edward Point	Common	0.16	None
August 19, 2026	The Cuckoos Egg	Common	0.13	None
August 20, 2026	The Cuckoos Egg	Common	0.24	None
August 21, 2026	Eta	Legendary	50.53
August 22, 2026	Invisible Mafia	Common	0.14	None
August 23, 2026	Neue Golden Sands	Common	0.18	None
August 24, 2026	Florida	Common	0.14	None
August 25, 2026	Imperial Britain	Common	0.13	None
August 26, 2026	The Norwegian Alliance	Common	0.23	None
August 27, 2026	Democratic Alliances of Nations	Common	0.13	None

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The Featured Region Express, Bite My Biscuits, The Italian Train, and VTubers and Anime Featured Express

The Kingdom of Uranian Traveller

27 days ago

Uranian Traveller wrote:

Congrats on being featured!

Uranian Score of Featured Regions.

by The Kingdom of Uranian Traveller

HELL NO: Fascist, Communist, Racist, any hate regions in general, i will not go there.

Observer: Region with low activity, has no major contribution that i can find to astronomy in general, hates Uranus or likes Jupiter.

Telescope: 2nd or 3rd time its been featured, semi-dead but not fully, has atleast something to contribute for Astronomy, football or chess.

Astronaut: Region with a activity, this is the region's 4th or more time being featured, or hates Jupiter.

Uranus Approved: Has done alot for astronomy, chess or football, 3 things i love, loves Uranus, or on a special day (Like my birthday, Brazilian independence day, Christmas, etc.)

CREDIT TO: Bite My Biscuits for being my inspiration for this factbook.

Read factbook

You guys get Telescope rank

[I GOTTA STOP DOING THIS SO LATE]

Wait featured again?

Imma give this one a Astronaut rank just because of this

The Featured Region Express, Bite My Biscuits, and VTubers and Anime Featured Express

The Republic of Travelling Whaddup Reddit

27 days ago

Uranian Traveller wrote:

Wait featured again?

Imma give this one a Astronaut rank just because of this

I think it's bugged from the crash yesterday

The Featured Region Express, Bite My Biscuits, and VTubers and Anime Featured Express

The Incorporated States of VTubers and Anime Featured Express

27 days ago

VTubers and Anime Featured Express wrote:

Congratulations on being Featured!

The Cuckoos Egg's Score = 4

You are a... Academy Student!

"A humble beginning. This region has potential, but its adventure has only just begun."

🌸 Anime Region Ranking System 🌸

by The Incorporated States of VTubers and Anime Featured Express

🚫 Forbidden Realm
Score: 0. Fascist, racist, hate region, or otherwise unacceptable. Avoided.
"This world has been sealed away. Even the bravest protagonists refuse to enter."

📖 Background Extra
Score: Below 3
"A world where nothing ever happens. The camera barely lingers before moving on."

🎒 Academy Student
Score: 3–5
"A humble beginning. This region has potential, but its adventure has only just begun."

⚔️ Rising Hero
Score: 6–8
"The training arc is complete. New friendships, growing activity, and exciting adventures await."

🌟 Main Character
Score: 9–17
"A beloved world filled with memorable characters, thriving communities, and stories worth following."

👑 Anime Legend
Score: 18+
"A legendary realm spoken of across the multiverse. Every visitor leaves with unforgettable memories."

Best regards, owner of the VTubers and Anime Featured Express, -Amala-

Anime Power Score

Automatic: Fascist/Racist → Forbidden Realm (Automatic)

Negative:
Warzone -2
Puppet Storage -1
Personal Opinion -1 to +3
Hospitality -1 to +3
Activity -1 to +5
Population -1 to +5

Positive;
Feeder: +1
Sinker: +1
Restorer: +1
Frontier: +1
Roleplay: +2
Anti-Fascist: +2
Parody: +2
Condemned: +3
Injuncted: +3
Liberated: +3
Raider: +1
Defender: +3
Commended: +3
Previously Featured: +1 per Feature

Format:
Congratulations on being Featured!

Good Jew's Score = 0

You are a... Background Extra!

"Even the opening sequence forgot this world existed."

[Link to factbook]

Read factbook

Double featured? Cool.

Same rank, Score 5 now.

The Featured Region Express and Bite My Biscuits

The ORA Inspector of Eagle Scout

26 days ago

Edited

How comforting, That people like you never change...
Congrats on being featured, again

You know what, lemme just bring you the bad news...

YOUR GRADE AFTER INSPECTION IS: F

please review what this means below:

Office of Regional Government Assessment [1st Edition]

by The ORA Inspector of Eagle Scout

Welcome to the Office of Regional Government Assessment.

Our sole purpose is to rate the governments of the daily regions NS decides to showcase

The grading scale is as follow:
(Notary: We plan to overhaul this at some point.

Letter Grade	Criteria
A	Well Organized Government Easy to follow hierarchy Active Exceeds expectations
B	Organized Government Easy to follow hierarchy Active Meets Expectations
C	Organized Government Followable heirarchy Active Below expectations
C	Has a Government Heirarchy Somewhat Active Active?
D	Government exists Not Active
F	No Government (Fancy titles do not signal a government exists)

We hope you understand our ratings

Read factbook

Again, we congratulate you on being featured, now we're not coming back.

The Featured Region Express, Bite My Biscuits, and VTubers and Anime Featured Express

The Kingdom of Uranian Traveller

26 days ago

Travelling Whaddup Reddit wrote:

I think it's bugged from the crash yesterday

What crash?

The Featured Region Express, Bite My Biscuits, and VTubers and Anime Featured Express

The E5 Series Shinkansen of The Featured Region Express

26 days ago

The Featured Region Express wrote:

As a train pulls into the The Cuckoos Egg train station, an announcement is made.

When entering the station, the train sounds its modified horn, which sounds like someone is saying: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region The Cuckoos Egg!"

The train stops at the platform for 2 minutes, and opens its doors, picking up/dropping off passengers.

The train then closes it's doors and departs, heading to [Insert next Featured Region].

Region Score (What Class would I let the residents of this region sit in on the train, based on the region score the region gets):