Governor: 
The Republic of The Cranny
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: The Republic of The Cranny
Last WA Update:
Panama is home to a single nation.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Corrupt Governments in Panama
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
As a region, Panama is ranked 26,988th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The Republic of The Cranny | Democratic Socialists | “x=(-b±√(b^2-4ac))/2a” |
Regional Happenings
- : Naso tjer di ceased to exist.
- : Embera-wounaan ceased to exist.
- : Panama oeste ceased to exist.
- : Embera-wounaan arrived from Cavite.
- : Naso tjer di arrived from Cavite.
- : Panama oeste arrived from Cavite.
- : Nazas ceased to exist.
- :
The Rogue Nation of GSN70 departed this region for Mikes Hope.
- : Naso tjer di ceased to exist.
- : Embera-wounaan ceased to exist.
Panama Regional Message Board
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A Giant Meteor blazes through the sky overhead; leaving a trail of sparks in the sky above your region; those sparks seem to fall in a particular pattern, spelling out the words:
CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING FEATURED
before the meteor vanishes over the horizon; leaving the sky dark and empty as it passes through.
The Featured Region Express, Featured airways, Bite My Biscuits, Traveling reid spaulding, and 1 otherCaramel republic
Congrats! You’ve been featured!
The Featured Region Express, Featured airways, Bite My Biscuits, and Caramel republic
Congrats on being featured!
ˇFelicitaciones por ser destacado!
Herzlichen Glückwunsch zur Vorstellung!
恭喜您被推薦！
Félicitations pour avoir été présenté !
Congratulazioni per essere stato menzionato!
Поздравляю с участием!
مبروك على كونك مميزًا!
כל הכבוד על ההשתתפות!
Συγχαρητήρια για την προβολή!
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Wait a second and give the rankers a bit of time to debate…
They have decided that you get a Not Rated. (Dead, considering that the first RMB post was 6 hours ago.)
Rating Name | Info |
BROTHA EWWW | This region is terrible and hope it gets deleted or raided. (Is Racist, Fascist, Offensive, Raider, etc.) |
Not Rated | The region has no rate. (Inactive, or I am not very fond of the region.) |
Low | The region is medium, has activity here and there. (Active on embassies, Inactive Region with an Interesting history, such as a former Raider, Commended or Condemned, etc.) |
High | The region is active and has a medium-large population, and also does something interesting or different. (Active region / Active RMB, interesting/cool Region, etc.) |
Billionaires' Find | The region is cool and awesome, never thought I visit that region like THIS! (Has a High Population such as Lazarus, TFRE Rated This Region First Class Rating, Being One of My Favorite Regions, this region is a frontier, etc.) |
the EYE of the PYRAMID | Out of all the regions on NationStates, I never thought that a region like THIS had EVER EXISTED, and the region is IMPRESSIVE deserving this rating with a Ridiculously Rare Encounter. (One of the Most Popular Regions In NationStates, Very interesting feature like being Commended twice, Being Featured Twice in <5 Weeks, Etc.) |
Ranking | *Prize |
BROTHA EWWW/Not Rated | No Card |
Low | Common/Uncommon/Rare |
High | Rare/Ultra Rare |
Billionaires' Find | Ultra Rare/Epic |
the EYE of the PYRAMID | Epic/**Legendary |
*Card may vary depending on what is in stock
**Only if the region is exactly what I am looking for and extremely rare (like a feeder).
The Featured Region Express, Featured airways, Bite My Biscuits, Traveling reid spaulding, and 1 otherCaramel republic
On Behalf of 
Rhino Hypolan,
Welcome To The Featured Zone!
As Biscuit famous greg heffley Sets Up a Biscuit Stall for Panama, He Adds a Ranking For That Stall Within The Famous Quote.
The Ranking Is: No Rate (Very Old, Flopped Region)
Revamped 9/16/25
Rating Name | Info |
The Biscuit Dumpster | The region is THE WORST out of all of the regions hoping it ceases to exist or gets raided (Is Racist, Homophobic, Fascist, Hate Groups, Offensive Images, etc.). You get 0% chance of seeing the quote at the end of the message being replaced by nothing but dissatisfaction. |
Small Signature | The region just gets a small signature. This region is not featured in my profile (Dead Region, or I Do Not Like The Region {Partially}). You still get a biscuit famous quote at the end of the message however, it's basic. |
Photo Opportunity | The region gets a signature and a photo opp. This region is featured on my profile (Active on embassies, Dead Region with an Interesting Trait, Semi-Dead Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote is the same as "Small Signature." |
Trending Figure | The region is the Trending Figure of regions, and looks good. It has description on why on my profile (Active region / Active RMB, Cool Region, Interesting Traits on an Embassy Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets upgraded to Bold Text. |
Biscuit Golden Award | The region is VERY RARE and awesome, never thought I visit that region THIS cool... You get a gold award for this! (Has a High Population such as Artificial Solar System, TFRE Rated This Region First Class Rating, Being One of My Favorite Regions, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is not just Bold text, it is decorated too! |
BISCUIT FAMOUS AWARD OF EXCELLENCE | Out of all the activity on NS, I never thought that THIS REGION had the most impressive move where it deserves a 1/1000000 achievement, and the region is IMPRESSIVE deserving this rating with a Ridiculously Rare Encounter... GG's Buddy You Deserve This Award of Excellence Showing True Fame... (One of the Most Popular Regions In NS, Ridiculously Rare Trait on a Region Such as Being Featured <7 Days After Founding, Being Featured Twice in <4 Weeks, Has a Special Trait In That Region, Etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is the best one yet and it is uniquely decorated! |
Event Signature | The region has a signature during a special event that is currently happening (N-Day, Z-Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc.). Sometimes the Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets modified to fit the event. |
Bite My Biscuits!
The Featured Region Express, Featured airways, Traveling reid spaulding, Caramel republic, and 1 otherBetter new york brainrot
blasts a canal open
Unthinkable as it is, the day has come
1 in 2500 odds, you've just overcome
Plethora of regions, you've bested them all.
On this day, your name shall be plastered on the wall.
For in all of time, people have told
That with three sevens, luck will unfold
The stars align for a fate heard through preachers
Congratulations on being featured!
*sets up 🎰*
The Featured Region Express, Featured airways, Bite My Biscuits, Traveling reid spaulding, and 2 othersCaramel republic, and Better new york brainrot
Pizza here for the featured region, is this the right address?
The Featured Region Express, Featured airways, Bite My Biscuits, Traveling reid spaulding, and 2 othersCaramel republic, and Better new york brainrot
New Featured Message!
As a band of about 100 horsemen begin riding towards you, the horses begin to slow down. Eventually, they horsemen seem to hop off them in chorus.
The tallest comes out from the crowd, tilting his hat forwards slightly. He begins to introduce himself. 'Hey, there! Name's Lawrence. You're, um, ah yes! You're The Cranny! I heard your Region Panama was featured in the newspapers. Good luck, and happy featuredness!' The rest of the crowd begins cheering.
Soon, the group hops back on their horses, and begin to ride away into the distance. One of them throws confetti in the air, and you notice that, when it falls to the ground, it seems to spell:
CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING FEATURED
It's not long before the horses galloping away and the people on them turn into a silhouette, and then disappear as they ride down the hill in front of them.
Rating: Cherry Ripe(Dead Region with no activity)
Welcome to the CRAUS, or Chocolate Ranking and Updgrade System! Like Bite My Biscuits or The Featured Region Express, I am a Featured Region Hopper, congratulating Featured Regions day by day. My main account is Qabaz. Here are the rankings I've made for Featured Regions:
Mars Bar: A very popular or nice region with lots of activity; My favourite regions overall.
Turkish Delight: A region that has a medium/large amount of activity and/or has a usual welcoming community.
Caramilk: A decent region, has some activity but not that much.
Lindor: Puppet Storage/Ancient Lands Region
Cherry Ripe: A dead region with little or zero activity.
Snickers: The worst regions of all. These regions can be Fascist, Homophobic, Racist, Sexist, etc.
CRAUS UPGRADES:
The Featured Region will be upgraded to the next level up in the CRAUS if it has any of the following traits:
Got featured 2 or more times in 2-14 days
Got featured 1-30 days after founding
Got featured on a public holiday or my birthday(April 23rd)
Has an embassy with the previous featured region
Has an embassy with The Featured Region Followers
LIST OF FORMERLY FEATURED REGIONS:
Congo Kinshasa: Lindor
Funafuti: Cherry Ripe
Imperios AD: Cherry Ripe
Congo Kinshasa: Lindor Caramilk
Naha: Old Gold
Tenoria: Cherry Ripe
Superior: Caramilk
The Brotherhood of Malice: Turkish Delight Mars Bar
Thee Imperium of Man: Cherry Ripe
Austritaria: Cherry Ripe
Die Grandesolar Kolonie: Caramilk
Meillur: Turkish Delight
Terra Ceralis: Caramilk
fluffy squishfish: Cherry Ripe
Doha: Lindor
Heart: Cherry Ripe
Somalia: Lindor
ASEAN REGION: Cherry Ripe
The LCRUA: Caramilk
Krillin: Caramilk Turkish Delight
Cainitium: Cherry Ripe
land of the cat: Caramilk
Autropolis: Cherry Ripe
Land of the free: Cherry Ripe
Spams Random Region: Caramilk
Donmi States: Cherry Ripe
404 Not Found: Lindor
Lome: Lindor
The Islands of the Great Wrath: Cherry Ripe
Rio de Janeiro: Cherry Ripe
The Smusian Coast: Caramilk
The Cuckoos Egg: Cherry Ripe
TEMPORARY QUIT OF BEING FRH
Centaura: Turkish Delight
Panama: Cherry Ripe
United Empire of Islam: Caramilk
Kabouter: Cherry Ripe
Bytes: Cherry Ripe
Trump2024: Snickers
1 WEEK BREAK
The Land of Money: Cherry Ripe
Butternavia: Cherry Ripe
Roma Invicta: Cherry Ripe
Cardisdia: Lindor
Lepenski Vir: Cherry Ripe
Brandenburg: Lindor
Australian Capital Territory: Lindor
ERROR 404: REGIONS COULD NOT BE FOUND
Ashgabat: Lindor
Freedom Front: Lindor
aight imma just take a teeny tiny break from recording regions for a-
Mozambique: Lindor
United States of America: Lindor
[region]Great Wu Puppet Centre:[/region] Lindor
Australialia: Caramilk
United Christian Empires of the West: Caramilk
Empire of Saint Derevo: Cherry Ripe
The Featured Region Express, Featured airways, Bite My Biscuits, and Traveling reid spaulding
The Featured Region Express, Bite My Biscuits, Traveling reid spaulding, and Caramel republic
*Grrrrrrrrr*
*Here comes a pack of painted dogs*
They have came with a message the painted dogs say
*congrats on becoming the featured region of the day Panama*
Want some meat 🥩?
The Featured Region Express, Bite My Biscuits, Traveling reid spaulding, and Caramel republic
As a train pulls into the Panama train station, an announcement is made.
*Now arriving at Panama station on Track 1, is 
The Featured Region Express to [Insert next Featured Region.] Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train.*
When entering the station, the train sounds its modified horn, which sounds like someone is saying: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region previously Panama!"
Also while entering the station, 
FRE Train Conductor Kai, with a bright smile on his face, sticks his head out of the train's locomotive window, waves, and yells: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region previously Panama!"
The train stops at the platform for 2 minutes, and opens its doors, picking up/dropping off passengers.
The train then closes it's doors and departs, heading to [Insert next Featured Region].
Region Score (What Class would I let the residents of this region sit in on the train, based on the region score the region gets): Premium Coach Class: Semi-dead region, region with some activity, embassy active region, your average ancient lands associated region, this is the region's 2nd time being featured, or I like the region. Business Class: Region with a lot of activity, this is the region's 3rd time being featured, or I really like the region. First Class: Region with a ton of activity, this is the region's 4th or more time being featured, or I love this region so much, that if I weren't congratulating featured regions, I would most likely reside in that region for awhile, or make it my permanent region. Class Upgrade: If a region is based on an IRL location that has a train station, the region's score will be upgraded one class. CREDIT TO: Bite My Biscuits, For Helping Me Revamp This Factbook.
[Coach Class] (Dead Region, No Activity)
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