The Confederated Directorates of Pasxo is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Holy Directorate Council with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.861 billion Pasxoi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Providence. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Pasxoan economy, worth 524 trillion Dekatoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 107,934 Dekatoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, senior professors are allowed to skip the wait at soup kitchens, and kindhearted Pasxoi generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pasxo's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Pasxo is ranked 46,086^th in the world and 27^th in The Wellspring for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,670.16 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.