The Democratic and Free Land of Xarikistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Sebastian Natale with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.325 billion Xarikistani hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Modvil. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xarikistani economy, worth 532 trillion Xaris a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,083 Xaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast, and you can tell when Xarikistani are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving. Crime is totally unknown. Xarikistan's national animal is the Stimson's Python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Xarikistan is ranked 278,035^th in the world and 390^th in Astoria for Most Primitive, scoring -310.87 on the Scary Big Number Scale.