The Order of Voxum Mortalum is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Grand Master with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.992 billion Mortalumians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkspace. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Voxum Mortalumian economy, worth a remarkable 5,867 trillion mortalias a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,380 mortalias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sleeping on the job is recommended, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, and diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Voxum Mortalum's national animal is the Undead Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is immortalism.

Voxum Mortalum is ranked 207,069^th in the world and 1,074^th in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 0.91 Obesity Rate.