The Free Land of TW Epyrovia is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 705 million TW Epyrovians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 45.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish TW Epyrovian economy, worth 15.6 trillion rivers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 22,167 rivers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, and collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TW Epyrovia's national animal is the rivers, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TW Epyrovia is ranked 187,807^th in the world and 91^st in The Wellspring for Largest Black Market, with 599 billion Standard Monetary Units.