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The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, Islands Of Ventro's citizens often wander into each other's homes, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Islands Of Ventro's national animal is the V∑ntroanoanoanoanoanoan gr∑∑n duck trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Sci∑nc∑.

Islands Of Ventro is ranked 2,876^th in the world and 5^th in The Wellspring for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 100.67 on the Kitten Softness Rating.