The County Palatine of Kylechester is a titanic, pleasant nation, ruled by Crown Prince Tristan James II with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 23.94 billion Kylechestrians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, moralistic government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, with Defense, Public Transport, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Healthcare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kylechester. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The strong Kylechestrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,646 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 68,796 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Kylechester has designated Kylechester as its capital city, referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population, Crown Prince Tristan James II has just been declared ruler of Kylechester in an international press conference, and Roman Catholicism has been named as Kylechester's national religion. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kylechester's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Kylechester is ranked 241,882^nd in the world and 125^th in The Wellspring for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 40.78 on the Kitten Softness Rating.