The MikesHope Essence of Mikeswill is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mike with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 40.751 billion Mikes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient the Will of Mike economy, worth a remarkable 8,848 trillion Kisses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 217,133 Kisses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Kids only know what plants are because they've seen them on the television, bris parties are all the rage, ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals, and the government pours millions of Kisses into rehabilitation programs annually. Crime is totally unknown. Mikeswill's national animal is the Dream Mirror, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Mikeswill is ranked 1,107^th in the world and 5^th in NationStates for Smartest Citizens, with 223.72 quips per hour.