The Mikes Hope Essence of Mikeswill is a behemoth, cultured nation, ruled by Mike with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 50.04 billion Mikes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Will of Mike economy, worth an astonishing 25,877 trillion Kisses a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 517,128 Kisses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The chocolate industry is monopolized by a single rabbit (Mikeswill has found 15 easter eggs), foreign invaders are putting Will of Mike lab rats out of a job, people transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced, and compass sales have gone south. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mikeswill's national animal is the Dream Mirror, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Mikeswill is ranked 331,589^th in the world and 699^th in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.97 law-abiding acts per hour.