The MikesHope Essence of Mikeswill is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mike with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 38.231 billion Will of Mike hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient the Will of Mike economy, worth a remarkable 7,004 trillion Kisses a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 183,202 Kisses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mikeswill's national animal is the Dream Mirror, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Mikeswill is ranked 1,651^st in the world and 6^th in NationStates for Rudest Citizens, with 260.51 Insults Per Minute.