The Contrarian Country of The Double Wing is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mister Head Coach with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.965 billion Double Wingers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Gridiron Majesty. The average income tax rate is 46.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Double Wingian economy, worth a remarkable 3,718 trillion Pig$kins a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,911 Pig$kins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery, and kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers. Crime is a major problem. The Double Wing's national animal is the Double Wing'd Boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Fellowship of the Wing.

The Double Wing is ranked 201,501^st in the world and 393^rd in NationStates for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -10.95 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.