The Dominion of Ionistan is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Fu Sion with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 21.682 billion Ionistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isotope City. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ionistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,047 trillion Atoms a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,570 Atoms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight, yawning is a sure sign of unemployment, news headlines suggest that Fu Sion has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, and entomologists flock to Isotope City for its remarkable gadfly population. Crime is totally unknown. Ionistan's national animal is the opossum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is whatever you want.

Ionistan is ranked 318,248^th in the world and 289^th in NationStates for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.4 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.