Rudest Citizens: 143rdLargest Retail Industry: 619thMost Rebellious Youth: 835th
The Fore-Shortened Corn Flakes of
Anarchy
I wish I had a pair 'o bongos!
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Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Bongo Fury

Population4.884 billion

CapitalUtility Muffin Research Kitchen
LeaderSam with the Showing Scalp Flat Top

Currencymuffin
Animalwooden dog

The Fore-Shortened Corn Flakes of Bongo Fury is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sam with the Showing Scalp Flat Top with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.884 billion Bongo Furyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utility Muffin Research Kitchen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Bongo Furyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,246 trillion muffins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 255,144 muffins, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

City sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, and autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bongo Fury's national animal is the wooden dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bongo Fury is ranked 143rd in the world and 3rd in NationStates for Rudest Citizens, with 696.75 Insults Per Minute.

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Rudest Citizens: 143rdLargest Retail Industry: 619thMost Rebellious Youth: 835thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 976thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,251stHighest Drug Use: 1,267thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,594thHighest Crime Rates: 1,917thTop
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Most Politically Free: 2,201stMost Efficient Economies: 2,287thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,596thFattest Citizens: 2,633rdSmartest Citizens: 2,643rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,694thMost Cultured: 2,933rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,184thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,282ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,459thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,468thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,776thMost Influential: 3,868thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,980thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,812thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,113thMost Inclusive: 5,881stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,942ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,127thLargest Black Market: 7,311thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,521stLargest Governments: 8,047thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,414thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,427thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,533rdNudest: 8,923rdMost Secular: 8,991stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,087thMost Armed: 9,320thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,613thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 13,428thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,475thMost Extreme: 17,587thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,748thNicest Citizens: 18,265thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,290thMost Stationary: 21,200th
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Most Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionNudest: 26th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 30th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 33rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 41st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bongo Fury, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum.
  • : Following new legislation in Bongo Fury, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Bongo Fury, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Bongo Fury, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • : Bongo Fury voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Syria".
  • : Bongo Fury was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Bongo Fury, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
  • : Following new legislation in Bongo Fury, Sam with the Showing Scalp Flat Top's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in Bongo Fury, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Bongo Fury voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commercial Arbitration Recognition".

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