Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,536thNicest Citizens: 4,638thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,667th
The Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Better Dead Than Red
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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New Azornas

Population1.606 billion

CapitalAzora City
LeaderCharles III
FaithAziolgy

CurrencyAsarna
AnimalMalachia

The Federal Republic of New Azornas is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Charles III with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.606 billion Azoras are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azora City. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azorian economy, worth 182 trillion Asarnas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,693 Asarnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-vacs campaigners claim the government is inserting weird devices into their bodies, Charles III claims to be the epitome of family values, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Azora City, and prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. Crime is totally unknown. New Azornas's national animal is the Malachia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aziolgy.

New Azornas is ranked 31,180th in the world and 416th in the West Pacific for Safest, scoring 108.61 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,536thNicest Citizens: 4,638thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,667thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,229thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,794thMost Accessible: 6,668thMost Pacifist: 7,400thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,125thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,713thMost Cultured: 10,302ndHighest Food Quality: 10,317thMost Inclusive: 10,386thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,735thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,851stMost Developed: 16,421stTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,888thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,289thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,682ndLargest Publishing Industry: 21,072ndLongest Average Lifespans: 21,638thSmartest Citizens: 22,118thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,223rdMost Income Equality: 26,081stHighest Average Tax Rates: 27,460thMost Efficient Economies: 28,576thLargest Agricultural Sector: 29,948thSafest: 31,180th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 82nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 85th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 88th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 91st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 113th in the regionMost Accessible: 117th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 132nd in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 140th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 170th in the regionMost Cultured: 172nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 195th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 225th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 230th in the regionMost Developed: 233rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 233rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 248th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 255th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 266th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Azornas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in New Azornas, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : New Azornas was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in New Azornas, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Azora City.
  • : Following new legislation in New Azornas, Charles III claims to be the epitome of family values.
  • : Following new legislation in New Azornas, anti-vacs campaigners claim the government is inserting weird devices into their bodies.
  • : Following new legislation in New Azornas, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake.
  • : Following new legislation in New Azornas, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation.
  • : Following new legislation in New Azornas, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
  • : Following new legislation in New Azornas, mass shootings have become the new normal.

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