The Parliamentary Republic of Indian Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Julia Santangel with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.127 billion Empirians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Povlsen. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Empirian economy, worth a remarkable 5,732 trillion Kroner a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,794 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists are terrified of fabulous new breakthroughs, the Empirian government is the world's largest NGO, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Indian Empire's national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Indian Empire is ranked 968^th in the world and 4^th in Texas for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 15,896.79 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.