The Wii Sports Resort of Indian Empire is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Juan Rodriguez with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, prohibition of alcohol, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.364 billion Empireans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Povlsen. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 3,462 trillion Kroner a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,012 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's smallest Walrusball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Indian Empire's national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Indian Empire is ranked 8,222^nd in the world and 12^th in Texas for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,255.43 on the Gilded Widget Scale.