Largest Black Market: 58thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 115thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 170th
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Gig em Aggies

Population28.429 billion

CapitalReveille City
LeaderChief Justice D R Pepper


The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Justice D R Pepper with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, vat-grown people, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.429 billion Aggies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reveille City. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Gig em Aggiesian economy, worth an astonishing 14,328 trillion Reveilles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 504,026 Reveilles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending recently hit a new high, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, and commemoration of the Great Texas War costs almost as much as the war itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Gig em Aggies's national animal is the Sauroposeidon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gig em Aggies is ranked 464th in the world and 1st in Texas for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 21,179.42 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Largest Black Market: 58thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 115thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 170thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 203rdHighest Economic Output: 266thMost Advanced Public Transport: 350thHighest Average Incomes: 364thHighest Poor Incomes: 397thMost Subsidized Industry: 464thMost Corrupt Governments: 489thMost Patriotic: 662ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 664thMost Stationary: 682ndLowest Crime Rates: 765thLargest Governments: 883rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,013thMost Influential: 1,188thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,194thMost Efficient Economies: 1,260thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,318thBest Weather: 1,387thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,433rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,477thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,746thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,939thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,134thMost Devout: 2,295thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,456thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,510thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,193rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,482ndLargest Populations: 3,756thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,986thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,038thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,668thSmartest Citizens: 5,331stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,436thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,564thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,599thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,174thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,447thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,463rdMost Conservative: 10,072ndRudest Citizens: 11,054thTop
Most Developed: 14,813thMost Authoritarian: 20,060thLargest Retail Industry: 26,415th
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionTop
Best Weather: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 13th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gig em Aggies voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Rights for Crime Victims Act".
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Gig em Aggies voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, commemoration of the Great Texas War costs almost as much as the war itself.
  • : Gig em Aggies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Gig em Aggies voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protections During Territorial Transitions".
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Gig em Aggies voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Voice of ARB".
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 8 » NewTexas, Ewing Oil Co, Lichian, Tishanda, Indian Empire, United Kodiaks, Polish Nomads, and Mortionia.