The Holy Republic of Texais is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Felipe with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.303 billion Texaisians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Antonio. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Texaisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,361 trillion TXCS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 216,047 TXCS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons, White tailed deer have more rights than the average citizen, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, and the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Texais. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texais's national animal is the White tailed deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Catholic Church of Texais.

Texais is ranked 11,734^th in the world and 15^th in Texas for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,901.6 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.