Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4thMost Corrupt Governments: 7thLargest Retail Industry: 8th
The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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Ewing Oil Co

Population27.417 billion

CapitalDallas
LeaderJohn Ross Ewing Jr
Faiththe Holy Capitalism

CurrencyPetrodollar
AnimalBudweiser Ferret

The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by John Ross Ewing Jr with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.417 billion Oilers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Oiler economy, worth an astonishing 23,923 trillion Petrodollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 872,571 Petrodollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, Oiler Gladiators is a ratings success, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ewing Oil Co's national animal is the Budweiser Ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Holy Capitalism.

Ewing Oil Co is ranked 41st in the world and 1st in Texas for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 27,275.19 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4thMost Corrupt Governments: 7thLargest Retail Industry: 8thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9thMost Efficient Economies: 13thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13thFattest Citizens: 14thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15thHighest Average Incomes: 21stMost Avoided: 26thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31stLargest Agricultural Sector: 34thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 36thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 38thLargest Insurance Industry: 39thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 39thHighest Economic Output: 40thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 41stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 43rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 56thRudest Citizens: 58thLargest Gambling Industry: 60thMost Secular: 74thLargest Mining Sector: 75thMost Armed: 227thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 252ndHighest Poor Incomes: 361stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 402ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 481stLargest Governments: 519thMost Stationary: 525thMost Scientifically Advanced: 530thLargest Publishing Industry: 711thSmartest Citizens: 832ndMost Influential: 854thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,108thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,751stLowest Crime Rates: 1,916thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,169thLargest Populations: 2,817thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,708thLargest Black Market: 5,631stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,765thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,545thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,874th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, Oiler Gladiators is a ratings success.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • : Ewing Oil Co voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Wartime Journalism Protection Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death.

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