The Galactic Muppets of Darth Kermit is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 43.418 billion Galactic Muppets have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. The average income tax rate is 50.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Darth Kermitian economy, worth a remarkable 2,441 trillion Green Backs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,231 Green Backs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has completely eliminated all childcare programs, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, and the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darth Kermit's national animal is the muppet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darth Kermit is ranked 42,983^rd in the world and 20^th in Texas for Nicest Citizens, with 18.02 average smiles per day.