The Galactic Muppets of Darth Kermit is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, devout population of 34.536 billion Galactic Muppets have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 42.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Darth Kermitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,474 trillion Green Backs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 42,697 Green Backs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, and the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darth Kermit's national animal is the muppet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darth Kermit is ranked 215,693^rd in the world and 154^th in Texas for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 128.61 on the Gilded Widget Scale.