The Kingdom of Eagland official is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Benjamin B with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 7.486 billion Eaglish have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hortrus. The average income tax rate is 58.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eaglish economy, worth 854 trillion bezings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,191 bezings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies, and much of Eagland official's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eagland official's national animal is the golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Kuralism.

Eagland official is ranked 103,351^st in the world and 48^th in Texas for Largest Populations, with 7.49 billion capita.